For first-time owners
Most people open a cafe on enthusiasm and a spreadsheet, and find out what they missed after they have signed a lease. CoffeeCamp is the whole path written down: eleven phases from first tasting to first year of trading, with the numbers, the paperwork and the awkward questions in the order you actually hit them.
Runs in your browser. Your answers stay on your device.
The course
Each step is a short lesson, then work you actually do: prompts you answer, numbers you enter, decisions you commit to. Everything you write saves into a document you can print or hand to a lender.
The tools
The parts of this that sink people are arithmetic problems, so they are built as tools you fill in rather than advice you nod along to.
Twenty-six line items across build-out, equipment, fit-out and opening stock, each with a typical range so you can sanity-check a quote. Add contingency and months of runway and it gives you the number to take to a lender. The biggest variable, whether the space was a food business before you, is called out where it matters.
Nine inputs give you the ticket count you must hit every day to stop losing money, a stress test at 70% of plan, and three colour-coded ratios. Rent above 15% of sales and prime cost above 70% are the two that quietly kill cafes, so they turn red before you sign anything.
Stand where your door would be, count everyone who passes for fifteen minutes, and enter the raw number. It scales that to daily footfall, applies a capture rate, and tells you what the street can actually support and how much of it arrives before 11am. Free to do, and almost nobody does it.
Pick your state, county and city and get a tailored checklist with fees, timelines and official links.
The official SBA sections as guided prompts, collecting into a printable plan as you answer.
Price your menu, set the mix, and see the transactions a day your target revenue actually needs.
Map every coffee option near your site, track which you have visited, and record what each is bad at.
Drag in photos, palettes and notes. It becomes the brief you hand a designer.
Search the whole curriculum in plain English and jump straight to the passage that answers you.
Honestly
Early access
CoffeeCamp is in private beta. Leave your email and you will get access when it opens, at the early price.
No newsletter, no drip sequence. One email when it is ready.